Humorous journey

It was Sunday evening 4pm; I took intercity express to Secunderabad after spending weekend at home. To my surprise the train was half filled, this wasn’t same 2 weeks ago. I sat beside an old man who was in sleepy mode. The seat left to us was filled by 3 aunties; all are of equal age mid 30’s. My opposite seat was taken by a young man. The train started with in 5min of halt and the humor begins. The first words I heard from one of the aunt was “The seat was not comfortable for us. By the time our kids complete their 2^nd year of intermediate this should be comfortable”. Little smile came on my face, but soon the next incident can’t stop me laughing aloud. That incident was, a fruit seller came at that time and aunt bought some fruits, she started eating and stopped the samosa vendor to take some. Then the guy sat opposite to me asked “How can you lose calories if your intake is too much”. They started arguing on this topic and later moved to different topics like 'men Vs women', 'strong Vs weak' etc. When the atmosphere is becoming a little bit hot, then we heard a man shouting biscuits and ice cream. We people exchanged our looks and started laughing. After few minutes aunt got her chance. The guy opposite me was 32 years old and unmarried. She asked him, why he was still a bachelor? He explained a few reasons and said he was in search now. Aunt asked what the qualities you are looking for. The word war between them made us laugh and drops of water roll off from our eyes.